Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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