Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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