Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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