But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Who died my cat blue again?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
