honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
