I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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