Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
my poor anus
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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