White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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