ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I want to fling myself into the sun
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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