Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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