Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Fuck appropriateness.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i need some magic done to my vagina
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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