i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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