Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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