I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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