I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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