Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dicks are not precious.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
