Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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