Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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