I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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