I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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