My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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