I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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