Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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