We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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