For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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