I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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