She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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