Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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