Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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