found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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