Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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