so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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