you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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