no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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