my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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