problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Operation Purity has been aborted
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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