Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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