what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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