Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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