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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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