Dual....:-)
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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