Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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