She said her name was "party"
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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