is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
