Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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