I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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