big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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