Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
two words: eviction party
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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