your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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