You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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