So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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