I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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