doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The best revenge is premature balding
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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