There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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